I always say it's been a while...but this time it really has been. Like more than 2 fucking years. I don't know why I stopped. Lazy I guess. But it's actually pretty fun to write these. Not many people read them, which is fine. I don't want everyone to know how insane I am.

I'm sitting here, with my two babies...man I love them. I know a lot of people with cats, and have been around cats all my life. Yet, I have never seen two cats so affectionate and loyal. Everytime I sit down, they are on my lap or right beside me. It can be annoying, but I wouldn't trade it for anything. <3 Just as I finished typing that, Bella freaked out and jumped up. She's so protective! I think someone is trying to break into my house. Fuck them. I will snap their arms off before they know who they are fucking with.

Kinda disappointed in the NHL free agency situation. Detroit never has room under the cap to do much spending, and finally this year when they do, they don't do shit. Not that there was a lot out there for them, especially in the defense category (which is what they need). No sense overpaying for a fucktard like Jovanoski...4 million? Are you serious? For a douche who scores like 4 goals a year and takes penalties during tied games? Not impressed with picking up Commodore...but for 1 mil, I guess that's not bad. He better get his ass into shape, or someone will shave his stupid red 'fro off in his sleep. LOL @ Jagr for 3.3 million in Philly. I'm so grateful Detroit didn't sign that stupid fuck. 2.5 mil was offered, but I'm glad he didn't accept. I think he's only back for money, so fuck him. Meh, hockey isn't that important right now anyway. Long ways away.

UFC tomorrow. I don't know if I'll bother watching. I think the Chris Leben/Wanderlei Silva fight could be awesome...otherwise, whatevs. I'm still sad Carwin lost. Tito Ortiz? Who the fuck cares? Certainly not I. I can't fucking WAIT for the new Ultimate Fighter with Jason "Mayhem" Miller and Michael "the Count how many kids I fucked" Bisping! It's gonna be sooooo awesome! The trash talk should be legendary, and I can't wait to see Mayhem's superior MMA skills put that British dickweed into the mat (I hope).

Poker? Don't really wanna talk about it right now.

I played an Omaha tourney tonight. Despite not getting shit for cards the first hour or two, I managed to float along, and eventually make a few hands and win some pots. Started with 3 tables. Got to final table with a reasonable stack. I started to build momentum and chip up. This fucking regular, who thinks he's soooo smart, and always makes smart ass comments and spouts off about odds/outs that are COMPLETELY WRONG, went from super short to chipleader by being a fucking luckbox. Then he started getting cocky...man I hate that. Eventually down to four handed, and I am in the WORST position. Shortstack's button is my BB. Idiot cocky chipleader to my left. Good player with decent stack who looks EXACTLY like Rob Corddry (I mean uncanny ridiculous identical) to my right. So buttons shoves into me, gives good player walks, and dickweed has position on me. Eventually we get the shorty all in, dickhead bets into a dry sidepot with a weak hand and me and the other dude fold irritated. Of course the shorty rivers a 2 outer and quadruples up. Then it folds to me in SB and I shove with AKK5 into dicksmoker. Of course he has AAxx which holds. I bubble (get my money back + $20 for the stupid deal we made), and then asscock who has a massive chiplead, instantly suggests a chop cuz he has to run. So the other guys basically get free second place money while I got fucked. Pissed me off.

I won't get into details on cash. I made some GREAT plays against this cocky kid, twice shoving over his bets with air (I had absolutely fuck all but I knew he was weak, I could smell the fucking fear) and watching him fold like a bitch. There is this stupid Asian lady who plays every fucking draw like it's an open ended straight flush draw. I got into a big hand with her, and I just couldn't put her on a hand. She open shoved the river, with what looked to me like, a missed flush draw. I thought, fuck I hope she doesn't have 45 of spades. Because that would give her a missed flush, but a wheel. But would she call my bet with a gutshot only? Probably. I make a hero call with an Ace and see her turn over 45 of hearts. So she didn't have a flush draw. Just a fucking gutty, which she hit. Gross. I drive home.

What else...I shaved my head recently. Man I like it. Easy to manage, looks pretty good (IMO), and I love the way it feels when wind blows on it haha. I'm craving tattoos. I just don't know what the fuck to get next. Plenty of ideas, but indecisive and lacking the committment. Sigh...better make up my mind soon.

Christopher Robyn moved out recently. He was my roommate from Oct. '10 until now for those of you who don't know. He was a bit annoying with his ridiculously repetitive uninteresting stories LOL, but overall, a really good roommate. Paid on time, quiet, relatively clean and organized. Sad to see him go. Got a good potential lined up though, so hopefully that works out.

I miss my Mom and Dad. :( I miss my sister. :( I see my bro quite often, so I don't quite miss him yet, but I do miss my nephews. I need to stop being a lazy prick IMO, and go visit more. It was really fun taking them to the new X-Men movie. They are so grateful and (relatively) well behaved. I love taking them out. When they start getting rowdy, I have to be mean uncle and tell them to simmer down. But it's always great fun.

Well, I don't know what else to talk about right now...but this was fun. I hope to do it more often again.

Word.

"Show me how you do it
And I promise you, I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"

(Song reminds me of Mak <3)